Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #18562
We shall have to repent in this generation , not so much for the...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #29267
Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for April.
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #28032
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
Quote #416
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Quote #1723
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and...
Quote #1252
Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive,...