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Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
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In matters of style, swim with the current in matters of principle, stand like...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
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The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives...
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...