Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha...
Quote #33293
Any man would be forsworn to gain a kingdom.
Quote #27221
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #7102
That cannot be safe which is not honourable.
Quote #14921
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work...
Quote #17381
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #11841
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.