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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing a confusion of the real...
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Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what’s a workstation…
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
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Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over...
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Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
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Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that...
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Spare your breath to cool your porridge.