Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #9360
Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
Quote #457
When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...
Quote #22329
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #23861
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
Quote #22050
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and...
Quote #20098
A white wall is the fool’s paper.
Quote #11928
We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have...