Quote #6046
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26685
A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other...
Quote #21871
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Quote #577
All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to...
Quote #11818
Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.
Quote #27740
Faith… Must be enforced by reason…When faith becomes blind it dies.
Quote #24190
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....