Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #11350
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #10653
If I can stop one Heart from breaking I shall not live in vain...
Quote #5667
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Quote #7300
Remember that lost time does not return.
Quote #6584
The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of...
Quote #4649
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
Quote #3470
The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
Quote #24333
Trust one who has gone through it.