Quote #9326
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #14907
Every great and commanding moment in the annals of the world is the triumph...
Quote #4217
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #13510
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
Quote #11947
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Quote #23790
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
Quote #15380
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.