Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #29581
If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Quote #30543
The day I see a leaf is a marvel of a day.
Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #23648
Time heals what reason cannot.
Quote #18687
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #23595
Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift...
Quote #6678
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
Quote #4327
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.