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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
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Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after...
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There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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There is nothing in the world so much admired as a man who knows...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak...