Quote #12571
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #5479
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them.
Quote #34049
It’s funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event....
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #12666
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #13943
Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff...
Quote #12528
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Quote #32817
It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Quote #30778
Things don’t change, but by and by our wishes change.
Quote #26010
Christianity helps us face the music even when we don’t like the tune.