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A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
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Are you going out after the truth, or are you going out after something...
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I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself...
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The best of the houses is the house where an orphan gets love and...
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Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
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We can gradually grow into any condition we desire, provided we first make ourselves...