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The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
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I don’t have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you’re really lonely you...
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Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to...
Quote #23086
He who praises everybody, praises nobody.
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #32529
We are all in the hands of an omnipotent, omniscient, just and merciful God,...
Quote #10871
The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
Quote #29508
We face the question whether a still higher standard of living is worth its...