Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #978
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #9360
Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
Quote #22466
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
Quote #18527
Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
Quote #9612
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff...
Quote #21820
Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
Quote #21663
Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas