Quote #20686
‘I have done my best.’ That is about all the philosophy of living one...
Quote #33710
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #17622
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #11870
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we...
Quote #20044
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #23819
Love will enter cloaked in friendship’s name.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.