Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #31419
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy I don’t know and I...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #9180
Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
Quote #22683
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
Quote #14968
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But...
Quote #400
God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as...
Quote #33028
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Quote #30854
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.