Quote #31423
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #195
The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably...
Quote #16231
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Quote #24891
Friendships begin because, even without words, we understand how someone feels.
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If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great...
Quote #22020
The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist...
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Quote #27354
If you’ve broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.