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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
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The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
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To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he...
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We are never late. We arrive precisely when we mean to.
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When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that...
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance,...
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You miss 100 of the shots you never take.