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Live to the point of tears.
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The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh...
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Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
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Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which...
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If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #4596
No one knows what he can do till he tries.
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #23954
Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...