Quote #2843
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #12641
Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
Quote #21984
All that Communism needs to make it successful is someone to feed and clothe...
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #4367
This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Quote #932
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence...
Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #29189
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #14362
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...