Quote #22463
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.
Quote #18907
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Quote #18681
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #25968
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #14466
Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #12863
Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #4541
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Quote #12517
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.