Quote #20248
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #23209
Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #16821
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
Quote #6147
An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.
Quote #9038
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #10666
Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken,...
Quote #15579
Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases.