Quote #2077
The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.
Quote #19428
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #30460
An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #9134
A friend is a second self.
Quote #1978
Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #242
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Quote #1000
In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now...
Quote #16408
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take...