Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #7659
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Quote #16885
The truth, the hope of any time, must always be sought in minorities.
Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Quote #32822
Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.
Quote #23982
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Quote #33654
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #16713
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more...
Quote #2940
God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to...