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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #19998
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way...
Quote #32905
Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention...
Quote #27478
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
Quote #14426
We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for...
Quote #24552
The brute necessity of believing something so long as life lasts does not justify...