Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #249
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #19181
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Quote #27287
Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power...
Quote #9587
The greatest improvement is made by the man who works most intelligently.
Quote #32636
The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #16517
The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
Quote #10234
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.