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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect...
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As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give...
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Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only...
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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The greatest paradox of them all is to speak of “civilized warfare.”
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Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
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The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other...