Quote #21461
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #5006
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history,...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #2000
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Quote #11186
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #8810
By the work one knows the workmen.
Quote #30201
Christians rejoice because God is their heavenly Father who forgives the penitent, because God...
Quote #32453
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.