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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Who will protect the public when the police violate the law
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We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner...
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It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Ah, what shall I be at fifty, should nature keep me alive, if I...
Quote #20580
An improper mind is a perpetual feast.
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Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it...
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...