Quote #32796
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #18441
I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than...
Quote #5555
The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
Quote #1076
In the Norse mythology Loki originally was on the side of the rest of...
Quote #8022
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #29124
The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
Quote #9831
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.