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Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not...
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Why was I so blind that I couldn’t see our love was changing underneath...
Quote #26607
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #4504
I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Quote #563
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #15421
Who would venture upon the journey of life, if compelled to begin it at...
Quote #22714
Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate...
Quote #2231
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.