Quote #19261
The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #11983
The only devils in this world are those running around in our own hearts,...
Quote #1388
We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #19707
How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #31905
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference....