Quote #15482
Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country,...
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An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
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I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #12020
Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
Quote #4851
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
Quote #26110
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you...
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #34066
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.
Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...