Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #34812
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from...
Quote #34582
God, I dont have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in...
Quote #3052
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #22676
The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as...
Quote #2312
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped...
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #25266
In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.