Quote #21585
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #1135
Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #3986
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Quote #10087
Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.
Quote #28155
I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
Quote #25982
No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of...
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #22530
There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)
Quote #14400
Therefore, be ye lamps unto yourselves, be a refuge to yourselves. Hold fast to...