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My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it...
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Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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There are two sides to every question.
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This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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If you see a whole thing – it seems that it’s always beautiful. Planets,...
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For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...