Quote #740
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you...
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #22858
Many admire, few know.
Quote #32458
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.
Quote #7846
I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had...
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #11467
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.