Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #27020
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give...
Quote #13837
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #16561
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #8637
If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
Quote #31840
This fairy tale we’re living is real inside our hearts.
Quote #16097
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
Quote #18659
Old birds are hard to pluck.
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #3350
I am into parallel monogamy.