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Maybe you’re right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it....
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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What would the world do without tea? – how did it exist? I am...
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We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood,...
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the...
Quote #11377
Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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The most painful state of living is remembering the future.
Quote #22669
We are usually the best men when in the worst health.