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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Experience is not what happens to you it’s what you do with what happens...
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Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
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Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we...
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
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Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the...
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Beware Of entrance to a quarrel but being in, Bear’t that the opposed may...
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To...