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He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man’s...
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #2556
For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
Quote #16933
The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means...
Quote #15974
Folks never understand the folks they hate.
Quote #864
You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that –...
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Fans don’t boo nobodies.
Quote #2829
I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take...