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The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to...
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
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The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes...
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True wisdom is seeing what is beneficial to your eternal life, and managing your...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.
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When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is...