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The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
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It is one of the beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a...
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby...
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I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in...
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Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...