Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #28256
You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the...
Quote #22349
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #13055
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #18471
All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower...
Quote #31746
One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #16583
There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and...