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There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it...
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For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And...
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I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you...
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Every disappointment gives you opportunity to make another appointment.
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There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that...
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
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By asking for the impossible, obtain the best possible.