Quote #30207
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.
Quote #15843
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Quote #9871
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #11398
Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.
Quote #3570
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...
Quote #24835
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #15783
In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one.
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.