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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
Quote #15742
For the want of a nail, the shoe was lose; for the want of...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and...
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Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has...
Quote #19402
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.
Quote #25368
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.