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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never...
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The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
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I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like...
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Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to...
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I’ve learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same...
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #33975
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.