Quote #3711
I think I am a verb.
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #33645
To each his own.
Quote #507
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #13555
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #11603
…my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They...
Quote #16455
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Quote #28975
Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that,...
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.