Quote #20191
Error is discipline through which we advance.
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #15515
Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their...
Quote #15117
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot...
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #19162
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #22403
Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead,...
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I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.